Small Dog. Big Life

Small Dog. Big Life
SMALL DOG. BIG LIFE

Monday, August 9, 2010

Hello Gorgeous!


Have you seen the latest cover of Time Magazine? A photograph of the most beautiful beast EVER to walk this green earth. It's like looking in a mirror!!!!

As for the cover story.....Puh LEEEEEZE! What Animals Think? Really. Its THAT important so the editorial staff decided to put it on the cover.........my apologies to Elena Kagan.

What Animals think is simple:
When do I eat again?
Are you leaving for a long time?
Are you EVER coming back?
Can I sleep on the bed/sofa/LazyBoy?
Can I have a bite?
Can I have the whole thing?
Is that grill too hot to lick right now?
Have you seen my tennis ball?
Can I catch that cat?
Is that cat poo tasty?.....let me check...
Is it time for a walk?
Can I sit on your lap?
Will you scratch my tummy?
Why do I have this giant plastic cone around my neck, because I can't reach my bottom right now!
Can I ride in the car?
Can I sit in your lap while I ride in the car?

I'm sorry Time Magazine but you've just taken my blog and made it your own. I think you owe me a small royalty. Please send to Moosie Lynn, small black dog, Earth.

Thanks!

Saturday, August 7, 2010

A good week is had by all......



'Tis true! I haven't committed any crimes against man nor beast for a week! I even ASKED to go to bed last night and led Lady to my crate, waited for my cookie and laid down. The big news around here is that Harry got a wading pool. I've included a picture or two for your review.

Of course my work on the back yard continues. As the summer progresses a lot of the grass goes dormant (since Lady and Man don't water the backyard for obvious reasons), so all that's left is "Eco-Lawn".

Eco-Lawn,for those of you not on the cutting edge of grass (hah, pun there!) is a mixed seed of grass and wildflowers that uses little water. Lady has been over seeding my yard for the past few years hoping that I would not like it as much. Lady is wrong. That Eco-Lawn is delish! It has these little violets with broad purple leaves and little pink english daisies. It's like a salad for Dogs, or at least dogs that eat lawns. If I ever happen to leave a few blossoms I'll have Lady take a picture for you. That chances of that happening are fairly slim, so don't hold your breath.

Lady is on her way out to get more seed today. I suppose she won't seed yet, but I'm sure I'll get fresh crop come this fall.

In the meantime... Bring on the Catalina Dressing! I'm going out back!

Mmmmmmmmmmm