Have you seen the latest cover of Time Magazine? A photograph of the most beautiful beast EVER to walk this green earth. It's like looking in a mirror!!!!
As for the cover story.....Puh LEEEEEZE! What Animals Think? Really. Its THAT important so the editorial staff decided to put it on the cover.........my apologies to Elena Kagan.
What Animals think is simple:
When do I eat again?
Are you leaving for a long time?
Are you EVER coming back?
Can I sleep on the bed/sofa/LazyBoy?
Can I have a bite?
Can I have the whole thing?
Is that grill too hot to lick right now?
Have you seen my tennis ball?
Can I catch that cat?
Is that cat poo tasty?.....let me check...
Is it time for a walk?
Can I sit on your lap?
Will you scratch my tummy?
Why do I have this giant plastic cone around my neck, because I can't reach my bottom right now!
Can I ride in the car?
Can I sit in your lap while I ride in the car?
I'm sorry Time Magazine but you've just taken my blog and made it your own. I think you owe me a small royalty. Please send to Moosie Lynn, small black dog, Earth.
Thanks!
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