My name is Moosie Lynn. I am a small black dog with a black history. I am starting this blog to salvage my image and in the event I am ever convicted of a crime, I will have this blog as proof that I am a mere pawn in the grand scheme of life.
I do something bad every day. Bad is a relative term. I believe my actions are well thought out and have purpose. My owners differ in their opinion of me and response to my actions. Lucky for me we have the "good cop/bad cop" thing going at my house so I generally get off pretty easy. I also have my "life partner" Harry G., a white boxer who you see in the background, who is so dang good and so dang smart he doesn't help my situation at all. In fact, my devotion to Harry is what gets me in trouble most days.
So here is my life, day to day, leaving nothing out. My True Confessions:
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